Why Birth Control is Evil- To a Narrow Minded Fool


I have thought of a few reasons why a former slut like me would need birth control, I only say former, because I had a hysterectomy and have graduated to a full fledged whore who uses condoms for safe sex now, but that is neither here nor there.


Here are a few of the reasons:
1. Unwanted Teen Pregnancies- yes they are going to have sex whether we like it or not.
2. People having children that they can't afford to support, leaving the burden to fall on the taxpayer.
3. Unwanted children could and often do lead to neglected, and abused children.
4. Birth Control is a viable prevention to abortion
5. For Health reasons some women can not get pregnant at this stage in their life


There is a new study out that suggests a link between a diet rich in Fatty foods and a low sperm count in men. Perhaps we should put the Fat Cat's health at risk by loading them on a Super Size Me Diet a la the Morgan Spurlock documentary, lower their sperm counts until they have not only been emasculated to the point that they are incapable of impregnating a woman but they will never want to eat red meat or any greasy facsimile there of again.


I do promote condoms and safe sex, and I also promote a WOMAN'S right to choose.